Fab Finds: This week in antiques 6/12/06

Array As a self confessed Lifestyle Guru I have taken it upon myself to help you, the general public in your daily pursuit of happiness, by alerting you to the subtle attacks placed upon your happiness by society every single day.Many things within a supermarket can bring happiness, such as a variety of colourful fruits, freshly baked bread, the latest series of the O.C on DVD or even a special offer that saves you money.But what if this was a scam?Whilst perusing the shelves of my local supermarket just yesterday I came across a great bargain, 3 yoghurts for £1.20. I laughed in his face of course and informed him that his deceit will not bring him happiness in this life or the next.Sometimes, in order to prove a point one must go to extreme lengths, I normally do not condone vandalism, but when the public’s happiness is at stake it is something I can live with. Initially I was to write a message in the car park using a tin of the supermarkets own brand raspberry jam, but there was not enough in the jar for the phrase ‘don’t buy the yoghurts, the deal is a happiness stealer’
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Toby: ‘What the hell’s going on?’Mr. W: What?Toledo: Yeah quiet bro, you’re interrupting the world cup, the coolest cup in the world!’Mr. W: ‘Go away, I’m angry… so uh who’s winning the football?’Mr. W: ‘He doesn’t care’Toledo: ‘Sure I do, I may not know the names but I’m a huge fan’Mr. W: ‘OK then, who are you supporting?’Toledo: ‘You know, the underdogs. Anyway I’m unemployed, what else do you expect me to do expect pour my bitter soul out onto the internet?’Toby: ‘How about you get a job?’Mr. W: ‘You cheeky little (CENSORED) If I wasn’t so drunk I’d…
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Now since being unemployed I have watched many, many episodes of CSI (the original and New York not that awful Miami one that makes me want to randomly hammer the buttons on the remote to get as far away from it’s smug pale imitation glow as possible) and I’m fairly certain there are no scientific tests for such an occurrence, which would mean I would have very little defence if such a case went to trial.My only answer so far has been to strap myself into bed and make sure all the knives in the house are securely locked away, I may be bitter twisted and wish Paul O’Grady dead on a daily basis, but truth be told I’d hate for it to really happen one night when I was asleep….No, if I was going to do it I’d want to be wide awake.- Mr Winston

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3-1 to the socceroos
3-1 to the socceroos
3-1 to the socceroos
3-1 to the socceroos

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An antique show is planned the third Saturday of every month through October.Antiques in the Valley show (610-987-3312) will be held Friday June 16th from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. and Saturdy June 17th from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. at Oley Vallye High School in Oley, Pa.
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Array As a self confessed Lifestyle Guru I have taken it upon myself to help you, the general public in your daily pursuit of happiness, by alerting you to the subtle attacks placed upon your happiness by society every single day.Many things within a supermarket can bring happiness, such as a variety of colourful fruits, freshly baked bread, the latest series of the O.C on DVD or even a special offer that saves you money.But what if this was a scam?Whilst perusing the shelves of my local supermarket just yesterday I came across a great bargain, 3 yoghurts for £1.20. I laughed in his face of course and informed him that his deceit will not bring him happiness in this life or the next.Sometimes, in order to prove a point one must go to extreme lengths, I normally do not condone vandalism, but when the public’s happiness is at stake it is something I can live with. Initially I was to write a message in the car park using a tin of the supermarkets own brand raspberry jam, but there was not enough in the jar for the phrase ‘don’t buy the yoghurts, the deal is a happiness stealer’
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Toby: ‘What the hell’s going on?’Mr. W: What?Toledo: Yeah quiet bro, you’re interrupting the world cup, the coolest cup in the world!’Mr. W: ‘Go away, I’m angry… so uh who’s winning the football?’Mr. W: ‘He doesn’t care’Toledo: ‘Sure I do, I may not know the names but I’m a huge fan’Mr. W: ‘OK then, who are you supporting?’Toledo: ‘You know, the underdogs. Anyway I’m unemployed, what else do you expect me to do expect pour my bitter soul out onto the internet?’Toby: ‘How about you get a job?’Mr. W: ‘You cheeky little (CENSORED) If I wasn’t so drunk I’d…
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Now since being unemployed I have watched many, many episodes of CSI (the original and New York not that awful Miami one that makes me want to randomly hammer the buttons on the remote to get as far away from it’s smug pale imitation glow as possible) and I’m fairly certain there are no scientific tests for such an occurrence, which would mean I would have very little defence if such a case went to trial.My only answer so far has been to strap myself into bed and make sure all the knives in the house are securely locked away, I may be bitter twisted and wish Paul O’Grady dead on a daily basis, but truth be told I’d hate for it to really happen one night when I was asleep….No, if I was going to do it I’d want to be wide awake.- Mr Winston

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Social 10 LinksClick on any of the hyperlinks below, and then prepare to be amazed!Sovereignty:Canadian SovereigntyCanada’s Role in World War I (Part 1)Canada’s Role in World War II (Part 2)The Interwar YearsCanada’s Role in World War IICanada in the Cold WarCanada’s Role on the World StageCanada’s Foreign PolicyRegionalism:Regions of CanadaRegional DisparityA History of French-English Relations Identity:Canadian IdentityCanadian Identity: How We See OurselvesCanadian Identity: How Others See Us Politics and Government:Politics and Government (Part 1)Politics and Government (Part 2)

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3-1 to the socceroos
3-1 to the socceroos
3-1 to the socceroos
3-1 to the socceroos

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An antique show is planned the third Saturday of every month through October.Antiques in the Valley show (610-987-3312) will be held Friday June 16th from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. and Saturdy June 17th from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. at Oley Vallye High School in Oley, Pa.
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